If I loved you less

"Insert tampon at a 45 degree angle"

Oh, sorry! Should I go get my protractor? 

Jan 22

theirontardisofbakerstreet:

bluetricycle1:

when you say a word too much and it stops sounding like a wordimage

Most accurate GIF ever

(via aggressive-zebra)

Jan 8

What if you’re in a coma right now, and your favorite song is actually the song your family is playing as they are trying to wake you.

Jan 8
When my crush says my name
Jan 1

When my crush says my name

You’re my new years resolution

Jan 1

Hey, if you could text me, that’d be great. Thanks. Nice chat. Bye.

Dec 28

It kinda bothers me that I won’t have a unique relationship. It’ll just follow a pattern. We meet. We go out. We kiss. We love. And then something follows. I will probably never have a relationship like the one between Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in You’ve Got Mail. Or like Robert and Giselle in Enchanted. I don’t know if that bores me or not. But to be honest, even if it’s plain, boring love… It’s still love. And I’d love to be in love. Spontaneous or not. C’est l’amour. Take me there. 

Dec 28

 At least, I think they’re on me. The clock is also next to me, so that could be a factor

Dec 27
I can feel your eyes on me in class.

I’ve hardly talked to you, but the more that I don’t see you, the more I want you. Is that a problem?

Dec 27
It’s funny